Three, two ... Humor
New Year somewhere in the world # 1 Tracky & nbspTetro bar. A graveyard of empty bottles.
& nbspTracky try to focus on the glass on the table.
If I focus on the move, think.
you move it. I can not. I can do ... & nbspNella right hand clutching a bottle of gin. In the left one beer. This leads to the mouth first, thinking the second sip. The propellant reaches the brain as a sputnik.
& nbspVa in a tsunami wave of alcohol.
& nbspTracky collapses and as his body crashed to the floor, his head striking a stool, the stool is tilted and hits the table. The glass is upside down. Rolls, exceeding the Pillars of Hercules - the end of his world - slips over the edge of the table and smashes on the floor.
& nbspTracky raises an eyelid and fixing the broken glass scattered on the ground. I am a dragon
, babbles. Then he keels over.
# 2 Lex & nbspNoto vippaio, mountain resorts.
I-die-now-now-immediately , Lex thought, and the guy handed her a glass.
& nbspDamerino, mononeurone with: "I can serve you the excellent champagne?"
& nbspLex: "Thanks," he says trying to detach his eyes from the horrible Tyrolean jacket wearing nano-master-of-home.
& NbspDamerino, mononeurone with: "The duties toward the host in this case are a real pleasure" and his lips slide into a vicious smile.
& nbspLex "graces".
& nbspLex looks around, looking for comfort in the present. Chick sees a long and dry, disguised as a Christmas ball in emerald green velvet. She wears a necklace with diamonds imperaiale specific weight of the anchor of the Titanic. Do not eat, talk and smile. Probably the dear mother's lips pasted with Coccoina: to keep it lean, to keep her quiet and avoid the danger lines.
& nbspGli other guests are not a better show. Lex is certain that Santa, having picked up his little thought
antichristmas , is the delivery within two sacks of bad luck and an evening of shit.
# 3 Oiro & nbspTirolo. Two thousand meters and a few centimeters.
& nbspOiro darts on a sled at a speed of three hundred and seventy kilometers per hour. The sheets are melting, the snow evaporates, the pine needles from the branches splash in a sort of mutiny plant.
& nbspOiro - equipped with boots in titanium alloy - goes to the valley with the wind that crumpled cheeks, turning his face in imitation more apt and chilling Url Munch.
& nbspOiro wants to break through the new year, not going into it.
# 4 Zot & nbspAgriturismo, country, house Patatininini
& nbspPatatinonino talk Patatinanina
"Cupid ..."
"Tell me Amorinonino."
"Eat cotechinonino?"
"Yes, Cupid."
"With lenticchieninenine?"
"Yes, amorinonino."
"Look, it's almost mezzanotteninanina!"
"Yes, Cupid, missing a minute or two."
& nbspZot, brandished two pillows and those linked - by way 'of earmuffs - with a surplus of red tape to packages, trying to maintain their own bells and whistles on the spot. Try to prevent their drying - and the resulting spray - focusing on earthly things: focus crashes, wars, horns, flogging ...
"Cupid! It!"
"trein, dueino ..."
"Augurininininini!"
& nbspZot rises and as a suicide bomber - after having eliminated the pillows megacuffia model of Double or nothing - it launches the window.
# 5 & Xyz nbspInferno in green, with monsters.
& nbspXyz stopped wagging his tail for several minutes. But - in the absence of dogs sense of time - she seems like hours, days, years.
& nbspwith one eye fixed on his master. He has a suspicious behavior.
& nbspwith the other monitors the enemy: animal, a female Doberman breed, code-named CIA. Trauma renamed after a minor accident against an articulated vehicle that has won a disconnected neurons and behavior in one direction. If the fixed bite you. If you touch it, you bite. If you think about her, come and bite you.
& nbspQuesto if you're a human.
& nbspSe're a dog, she'll smell it and then turns you into a coat for pincher nano.
"Cupid! It!"
"trein, dueino ..."
"Augurininininini!"
& nbspXyz sights with the eye open, Zot stand on the chair and jump out the window. But this is
idiot, he thinks.
& nbspPoi, engaged with the eye, focuses on CIA-Trauma-Satan. He thinks for a moment - that seems to last hours, days, years - and launched into space.
00:01 pm
1 from January 2007 & nbspXyz is about to land on the head of Zot
& nbspZot going to smash, ass, a planter
& nbspOiro is to embrace the new year, in his case, means rub against the snow cat
& nbspLex is going to impact against the reality that the New Year is barbarous created to remind the mortals who, it turns turns, customs are barbaric shit
& nbspTracky is the only one with his feet on the ground ... and the face on the ground, his head on the floor, and legs on the ground ...